BILLY CRYSTAL – STILL FOOLIN’ ‘EM: WHERE I'VE BEEN, WHERE I'M GOING, AND WHERE THE HELL ARE MY KEYS? (2013 Unabridged Audiobook) Billy Crystal
Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys? by Billy Crystal is a laugh-out-loud, heartwarming memoir from one of America's most beloved comedians. In this audiobook, Crystal brings his iconic humor and sharp wit to stories from his remarkable life and career, covering everything from his early days in showbiz to his memorable roles in films like When Harry Met Sally and City Slickers, and his long-standing gig hosting the Oscars.
Narrated by Crystal himself, Still Foolin' 'Em captures the comedian at his best, mixing personal stories with hilarious rants on aging, family, and the sometimes absurd aspects of life. Whether he’s poking fun at the realities of turning 65—grappling with hearing aids, colonoscopies, and the everyday search for his keys—or reflecting on fatherhood, friendship, and loss, Crystal’s tales are both touching and hilarious.
Filled with both laughter and moments of poignancy, this audiobook feels like an intimate night of storytelling from Crystal himself, allowing fans to experience his signature charm and humor up close. For anyone looking to laugh, reminisce, and perhaps even shed a tear, Still Foolin' 'Em is an unforgettable listen from a comedy legend as he looks back at his remarkable career.
About the author: William Edward "Billy" Crystal was born on March 14, 1948 in Manhattan. He is an actor, writer, producer, comedian, and film director. He gained prominence in the 1970s for playing Jodie Dallas on the ABC sitcom Soap and became a Hollywood film star during the late 1980s and 1990s, appearing in box office successes When Harry Met Sally... and City Slickers. He has hosted the Academy Awards nine times from 1990 through the 84th Academy Awards in 2012.
After graduation from Long Beach High School in 1965 Crystal attended Marshall University in Huntington, West Virginia on a baseball scholarship. He later attended New York University, where he graduated in 1970 with a BFA from its Tisch School of the Arts.
Crystal's earliest prominent role was as Jodie Dallas on Soap, one of the first unambiguously homosexual characters in the cast of an American television series. After hosting Saturday Night Live in 1984, he joined the regular cast. Crystal's first film role was in Joan Rivers's 1978 film Rabbit Test. Crystal also made game show appearances such as The Hollywood Squares, All Star Secrets and The $20,000 Pyramid. Crystal starrred in the romantic comedy When Harry Met Sally in 1989 for which he was nominated for a Golden Globe. Crystal then starred in the comedy City Slickers in 1991. Next, he went on to write direct and star in Mr. Saturday Night and Forget Paris. He continued working in film with roles in movies such as Analyze This and Analyze That.
Crystal won the 2005 Tony Award for Best Special Theatrical Event for 700 Sundays, a two-act, one-man play, which he conceived and wrote about his parents and his childhood growing up on Long Island. Following the initial success of the play, Crystal wrote the book 700 Sundays for Warner Books, which was published on October 31, 2005. His written works include Absolutely Mahvelous, I Already Know I Love You, and Grandpa's Little One. He made The New York Times Best Seller List in 2013 for his title Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys?